At the end of the day, I just have to chuckle

So all I'm going to say is I caught someone stealing juice from me.  A little can of juice I have in case my blood sugar goes low so I  don't pass out and die. A juice that may or may not have saved my life in the questionable future. We will never know because it was stolen, gulped and crushed to the culprits satisfaction. Proof? The can in question was found in connection to the culprit. (in a trash can to be exact) hidden under a piece of paper. Yep I investigated, and yes I found the evidence. The funny thing is, I would have gladly shared with this parched individual.